Tuesday, 21 May 2013

I KNEW IT!!!!!

Come on now...we always knew it was about LIZARD people....right?

Well...THIS PROVES IT!!!!

Or...maybe it doesn't.  Either way...I'm running out of taffy and must do a laundry.

Mice, gerbils dead in 30-day Russian space ordeal; lizards live

LOS ANGELES—A crew of Mongolian gerbils may have gone where no Mongolian gerbil has gone before, but they did not come back alive. A Russian spacecraft filled with mice, lizards and other animals has returned to Earth—but with the majority of its furred passengers apparently dead.
The Bion-M experiment, launched from Baikonur, Kazakhstan, on April 19, carried 45 mice, 15 geckos, 18 Mongolian gerbils, 20 snails and a number of different plants, seeds and microorganisms, according to a Russian state news site.
About half of the mice died, but the lizards reportedly survived. The Mongolian gerbils all expired, apparently due to an equipment failure, said Vladimir Sychev of the Russian Academy of Sciences, according to AFP.
The satellite was sent into a near-Earth orbit 575 kilometres above Earth, far higher than the International Space station. Lasting 30 days, the mission represented the longest time that Russian animal astronauts had been sent into space. A previous mission in 2007 lasted 12 days and only went up to about 280 kilometres in altitude.
Perhaps ironically, the ill-fated Mongolian gerbils were thought to have an advantage in space, since the rodents live in harsh environments and can survive without water for relatively long periods, according to an agency release weeks before the launch. Half the mice were expected to die during the journey, according to Sychev.
Although many of the animals died, they will still provide the researchers with valuable science: Each animal was numbered and implanted with a tiny microchip that would contain the “entire biography of the animal,” according to an agency web page.

Monday, 20 May 2013

Feet

Yes.
These are my shoes.
And, within them, are my feet.
So don't say you've been misled.


Great Ideas...

So...I'm laying in bed and get this great idea.
Start snickering to myself "hey, this is really funny" etc.
Make mental note to get to work on it first thing in the morning.
Of course the most important thing is to make sure this hasn't been done before.
So I check on Google.
Well...you know the rest.

Damn kids.

However, I think MY tagline would have been better:

PRAY FOR SALT!!!


Sunday, 19 May 2013

Break Time!

I'll happily work for any company that has one of these in their break room.
I wonder if it comes in any other 'flavors'?


New TV!

Yes folks, you too can be the proud owner of the NEW Zenith Portable Color Television!
Carry it anywhere!
Take it to the beach...watch it in the tub...attach it to the hood of your car and enjoy your favorite shows while taking a leisurely drive through the countryside!!!
Available in our most popular choice of grey!
Buy two or three! They make an ideal stocking stuffer!
Only $899.99!!!!!
(lead aprons not included)


Hello Sailor....


Saturday, 18 May 2013

Book to read...

"By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept"

By Elizabeth Smart.
New pictures!!!!!

What do they mean?

How the hell should I know.


Lyrics to a great song composed for a great movie.

TREES LOUNGE

Sit here in Trees Lounge
Pour it in my mouth
I Need something to forget
What got me in this mess

I'm feeling less and less
My Judgment is not clear
I do things that I fear,
I would never do

Sit here in Trees Lounge
Order one more round
You have a pretty name,
Pretty like your name

Lets play a drinking game
And If I win I get to,
Take you home and if you,
Win, you go home with me

'Cause I need something to forget,
What got me in this mess
Feeling less and less
My judgment is not clear
I do things that I fear,
I would never do