Feet

Yes.
These are my shoes.
And, within them, are my feet.
So don't say you've been misled.

Great Ideas...

So...I'm laying in bed and get this great idea.
Start snickering to myself "hey, this is really funny" etc.
Make mental note to get to work on it first thing in the morning.
Of course the most important thing is to make sure this hasn't been done before.
So I check on Google.
Well...you know the rest.

Damn kids.

However, I think MY tagline would have been better:

PRAY FOR SALT!!!

Break Time!

I'll happily work for any company that has one of these in their break room.
I wonder if it comes in any other 'flavors'?

New TV!

Yes folks, you too can be the proud owner of the NEW Zenith Portable Color Television!
Carry it anywhere!
Take it to the beach...watch it in the tub...attach it to the hood of your car and enjoy your favorite shows while taking a leisurely drive through the countryside!!!
Available in our most popular choice of grey!
Buy two or three! They make an ideal stocking stuffer!
Only $899.99!!!!!
(lead aprons not included)

Hello Sailor....

Book to read...

"By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept"

By Elizabeth Smart.

New pictures!!!!!

What do they mean?

How the hell should I know.