Monday, 10 June 2013

Pangalactic Gargleblaster Recipe

  1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
  2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
  3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
  4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
  5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
  6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
  7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
  8. Add an olive.
  9. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

It's raining....

It's raining.

I like the rain.  Very relaxing.

Decided to go for a walk...in the rain.  Just around the corner.  Maybe a little further.
Walked...and walked some more.
Got wet.  Not too much but wet nonetheless.

What was that line from "Play it Again, Sam'?
"I like the rain...it washes memories off the sidewalk".

Yeah, that was it.  Washes memories off the sidewalk.

Not all of them though.

Ended up at the ImpPub.

Then home.  To listen to music (which I don't really do all that much anymore.

Relaxing.

And then..............


I think he's at the door.
I don't care what anyone says...THE NHL IS FIXED!!!!!

So Gary....waddaya gonna do...sue me?
I just haven't been getting enough sheep lately.

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

I KNEW IT!!!!!

Come on now...we always knew it was about LIZARD people....right?

Well...THIS PROVES IT!!!!

Or...maybe it doesn't.  Either way...I'm running out of taffy and must do a laundry.

Mice, gerbils dead in 30-day Russian space ordeal; lizards live

LOS ANGELES—A crew of Mongolian gerbils may have gone where no Mongolian gerbil has gone before, but they did not come back alive. A Russian spacecraft filled with mice, lizards and other animals has returned to Earth—but with the majority of its furred passengers apparently dead.
The Bion-M experiment, launched from Baikonur, Kazakhstan, on April 19, carried 45 mice, 15 geckos, 18 Mongolian gerbils, 20 snails and a number of different plants, seeds and microorganisms, according to a Russian state news site.
About half of the mice died, but the lizards reportedly survived. The Mongolian gerbils all expired, apparently due to an equipment failure, said Vladimir Sychev of the Russian Academy of Sciences, according to AFP.
The satellite was sent into a near-Earth orbit 575 kilometres above Earth, far higher than the International Space station. Lasting 30 days, the mission represented the longest time that Russian animal astronauts had been sent into space. A previous mission in 2007 lasted 12 days and only went up to about 280 kilometres in altitude.
Perhaps ironically, the ill-fated Mongolian gerbils were thought to have an advantage in space, since the rodents live in harsh environments and can survive without water for relatively long periods, according to an agency release weeks before the launch. Half the mice were expected to die during the journey, according to Sychev.
Although many of the animals died, they will still provide the researchers with valuable science: Each animal was numbered and implanted with a tiny microchip that would contain the “entire biography of the animal,” according to an agency web page.

Monday, 20 May 2013

Feet

Yes.
These are my shoes.
And, within them, are my feet.
So don't say you've been misled.