I just had brunch with God a few hours ago.
We had a pleasant chat, as always, and I spent a delightful hour filling him in on the goings-on in my life.
As a devoted cat-lover he took particular interest in how my new cat was getting along with my older cats. He assured me that everything would work out fine in the end.
We traded a few jokes about our kids and the trouble with getting just the right cable package that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.
Despite my protestations he insisted on picking up the check but I swore that the next one would definitely be on me.
Before he left I asked him if there was anything I should be doing to better my life and the lives of those around me.
He thought for a moment, stroked his well-trimmed beard and said "Stay politically active and stop Michele Bachmann".
Next week we're having Italian.
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